What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 10:37

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Then came..

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Are democrats inherently stupid or just lazy? They can Google " Ohio is investigating reports by residents that migrants are eating the local wildlife " why can't they seem to do the most simple things? Blind, ignorant, stupid or obtuse?

Just Forget it!

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Has any man licked his wife's vagina while another man had sex with her?

Still no good.

So, the docs changed it to read

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No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Minds and Behinds

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Thumbs down again.

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Next, they tried...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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No way

Everyone loved it.

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Still no good

They put up a sign reading

So they tried

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

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