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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 10:37

Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Then came..
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Has any man licked his wife's vagina while another man had sex with her?
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
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No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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No way
Everyone loved it.
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Still no good
They put up a sign reading
So they tried
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Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
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